LIFE IS SHORT; EAT MORE FOOD
Boston is delicious. Like a lobster, it can be hard to crack but it's worth it if you know what you're doing. Tasty delights lurk inside if you know where to look, and if you have the right tools. Think of this guide as the claw-shattering nutcracker that breaks open the toughest shell, as well as the tiny silver fork that allows you to scoop the most succulent morsels out of the most unlikely places. As for the bib and wet nap? You're on your own.