If you're ever bored in Boston, it's your own damn fault. The real problem is choosing between all the possible shit you could be out doing at any given moment. Quantum mechanics would come in handy here. That way, you could conceivably be rocking out at the Middle East; staggering down Mass Ave with the zombie march, looking for brains in all the wrong places; and sinking balls at Flat Top Johnny's all at once. (The trick is not to be observed.) Or, maybe, you're doing all of those things in a series of parallel but alternate universes. We don't really know. Quantum physics: not our strong suit.